The unavoidable laws of the universe...
1a: the pat of butter that slips off the knife never lands on the slice of bread.
12: first the one, then the other.
Codicils to #12. It goes on sale after you buy it. The more expensive the item, the deeper the discount when it goes on sale. Version 2.0 comes out with more bells & whistles and a better warranty the day after you buy it.
The Rules of the Universe
Life is not fair
No one is exempt from death
Physics rules the universe
Biology rules life
The universe does not care
The only constant in life is change
There is always a choice
Wishing never makes it so
A person cannot exceed their limitations
A person is responsible for their own happiness
1a: the pat of butter that slips off the knife never lands on the slice of bread.
12: first the one, then the other.
Codicils to #12. It goes on sale after you buy it. The more expensive the item, the deeper the discount when it goes on sale. Version 2.0 comes out with more bells & whistles and a better warranty the day after you buy it.
The Rules of the Universe
Life is not fair
No one is exempt from death
Physics rules the universe
Biology rules life
The universe does not care
The only constant in life is change
There is always a choice
Wishing never makes it so
A person cannot exceed their limitations
A person is responsible for their own happiness