47. If you live in the Florida Panhandle (AKA, Baja Alabama or Purt-Near-Alabama) you know that anything east of the Apalachicola River is a whole nother state. The further west you live, the stronger that feeling is.
46. You stay off I-75 during rush hour between the FL/GA border to Orlando. Rush hour is defined as when Winnebago's with Canadian plates tailgating other traffic at 85mph driven by angry, chain-smoking Québécoise are swarming to the Land of Mickey Rat. Rush hour is pretty much year around. Take a side road.
47. If you live in the Florida Panhandle (AKA, Baja Alabama or Purt-Near-Alabama) you know that anything east of the Apalachicola River is a whole nother state. The further west you live, the stronger that feeling is.
100%, Dale. "Lower Alabama" or "Redneck Riviera" ain't like the rest of the state which is good, IMHO. 🙂
Cantonment, FL here. 5.8 mile to Alabama.
46. You stay off I-75 during rush hour between the FL/GA border to Orlando. Rush hour is defined as when Winnebago's with Canadian plates tailgating other traffic at 85mph driven by angry, chain-smoking Québécoise are swarming to the Land of Mickey Rat. Rush hour is pretty much year around. Take a side road.
It's funny, but I almost want to fisk it.....
Pretty much. 😁
A lot of what you listed also applies to South Texas. I had my daughter in swim lessons when she was 3, using my neighbor's pool