Just sayin...
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
Talk to yourself. There are times when you need expert advice.
"In style" are the clothes that still fit.
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
The biggest lie you tell yourself is: "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
"On time" is when you get there.
You've noticed people your age are much older than you.
Ageing has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
You still haven't learned to act your age and I hope you never will.
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
They aren't wrong...
h/t Keith
Fact Check: True
HAHAH, I use #5 to manage myself. If it's a good idea, I'll remember it. Do not write it down. :D