14 Comments
User's avatar
eric tollefson's avatar

As the official crazy uncle, I'm feeling called out here...

Nancy Frye's avatar

You mean you're not one of those ditzy women who's never "cooked" a thing that didn't have a list of ingredients and just peels off the plastic and shoves the bird in the oven with the bag o' gibblies inside?

Dr. Mauser's avatar

Never assume the organs packed inside your chicken came from your chicken. Mine came with two necks, one still attached.

Nancy Frye's avatar

Who did you buy the chicken from? Clive Barker?!

Dr. Mauser's avatar

I'm thinking Toho Studios. I'm wondering where the third is.

Nancy Frye's avatar

Took me a sec…

Robert Cruze's avatar

About "strange" foods... Thanksgiving is about gratitude, comfort, and connection with the past. After all, they're not just eating your turkey and dressing, in their hearts and souls, they're also eating *Grandma's* turkey and dressing from oh, so long ago. Sure, they might forget Nana's turkey might have been dry as the Sahara and needed a gallon of gravy to choke down, but time sure does a good job of sanding down those little rough edges. But if you can manage to give them a great meal in the present that shakes hands with the past, mission accomplished!

Robert Cruze's avatar

Anyhoo -- have a fantastic Thanksgiving, Jim!

Sherri Mines's avatar

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all.

Jolie's avatar

DDT? You are expecting mosquitos? Happy Thanksgiving y'all.

Jennifer Hast's avatar

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hug everyone for me.

Jason's avatar

Happy Thanksgiving to all of y'all!

Tom from WNY's avatar

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Back Porch Writer's avatar

Amen, Jim. Hope all y'all have a great time. 🙂