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Robert Arvanitis's avatar

Kep ritin'. ntz bak soon.

Johnny Oh's avatar

If you have both a computater that uses Wi-Fi and a cellular device that can be used as a hot spot, then 2+2=potato. I know you ain't a Spring Chicken, but it ain't Rocket Surgery. My Dopey Self is using the same method to write this comment, since the umpty billion $'s allocated for "rural internet" went toward fueling a politicians private jet. :^)

Dale Flowers's avatar

Politicians aren't that selfish, Johnny. It's Obamaphones, 5 star hotels for immigrants, and per diem for mostly peaceful protesters first...then private jets. People like us maybe need to work on our social credits scores. Otherwise, 2+2 is always gonna be 3, my friend. Sometimes 2. :(

Johnny Oh's avatar

How could I have overlooked the spreadsheet factor? It must have been hidden behind my "white, male, privilege". 😉

Dale Flowers's avatar

As you well know, that WMP casts a dark shadow (ironic, huh?) so don't beat yourself up, Johnny or next thing you know you'll catch that WG thing. (White Guilt). Worse than ringworm. 🫤

Ray Krawczyk's avatar

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Dale Flowers's avatar

Nice job of explaining, Ray. Short, sweet, no word more than two syllables Parsed perfectly to capture the short attention span of a man who may have been a RIO who used an "A" scope to get a target range and some rabbit ears to get the bearing or an EWO who used a Rolodex to crack an ELINT intercept. AARP is hiring. ☺

Ray Krawczyk's avatar

Can you imagine what it took to get the loop antenna out of his hands?

Dale Flowers's avatar

Yes, I can. About the time the Navy went from analog to digital I jumped ship from Electronics Warfare Technician back to Deck Group as an Op-Tech Chief Warrant Officer where my job was mostly like a bus driver, I just drove ships or was a school principal. Easy-peasy...just rudder orders, speed commands and yelling at students. Must have been tough for OldNFO to transition from bi-wings and radial piston engines. Geez. Can you imagine how difficult it is for him to start his day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwMtZme3O7w

(edit for spelling)

OldNFO's avatar

Hush yo mouf… LOL And yes…

Jolie's avatar

I'm impressed that you got a sentence onto your cell phone. I HATE typing on those eensy screens.

Tom's avatar

The horror.....

Dale Flowers's avatar

Yore innernet returns when yore social credit score improves. Gud luck wit dat, flyboy.