A little humor...
Why ask why???
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song , Bah bah Black Sheep, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Lol!
1. Just because.
2. Importance is in h the eye of the beholder.
3. Taxes.
4. No.
5. Square boxes are easier & cheaper to manufacture.
6. Life.
7. Luggage had nothing to do with the Space Race with the Russians.
8. Some parents rub whiskey on the lips of their baby. The parent downs a pint.
9. Yes.
10. See Strunk and White’s, footnote 317.
11. To see things from a different point of view.
12. To allow you the dignity of hiding away those old skivvies with the hash mark stains.
13. -a and -ies are feminine noun declensions.
14. The "burn" setting pre-dates DEI and was meant to be inclusive for the slow-witted.
15. Jimmy is hated and must be mocked.
16. No. The hearse requires a driver.
17. The Prof is the alpha male on a deserted island with pretty girls. Why would he want to leave?
18. Pluto has balance issues.
19. Wile hunts for sport and to put food on the table. Damn the cost. He is a redneck.
20. Mineral Oil, Fragrance, Butyrospermum Parkii, Shea butter, Theobroma Cacao, Seed Butter.
21. No, it now comes from Karen's.
22. No.
23. I decline to answer.
24. Technically, a hemorrhoid is on your butt, dangling...not in your butt. So, no comet.
25. Dogs do not care for the smell of kimchi.
26. Bonus answers: True; D.; all the above; Pi are round, not squared.