A little humor...
Back by popular demand... okay, 1 email...
Bumper snickers!!!!
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Keep honking...I'm reloading.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
* Caution: I drive like you do.
I gave up bumper and window stickers a long while ago. Used to have small rear window stickers for Lifetime NRA Membership and a SWO emblem. It was a rare thing for me to sport a political sticker. Better to be the Gray Man. What did it for me was when I got my Florida CCW permit 20-something years ago. I thought it imprudent to have that NRA sticker on my truck anymore, since I began to carry a J-frame .38 and Beretta 21A (and later a Ruger LCP) in my truck's center console. Why advertise? But I sure enjoy a clever bumper sticker on someone else's vehicle. But driving on base for a doctor's appointment with a MOLAN LABE sticker? Nope. You just jacked up your chances for a car search. It galls my gizzard that I have to leave my ccw gun at home when I have to drive to a federal facility. Remember this: It was civilian cops who stopped Maj. Hasan at Fort Hood and 2ndLT Alshamrani of the Royal Saudi Air Force at NAS Pensacola, not a legit armed civilian or Base Security. Cripes. You used to be able to buy guns and ammo in the NEX. Store them in your locker in the barracks. It just wasn't an issue. Geez...the 2A and Creeping Incrementalism. Don't get me started.